Thursday, August 21, 2008

Showertime

Why is white trash such an insult? I honestly cant think of a more hummusy brood of people. They dont shower or feel the need to; they feel great in cheap suits and dont know a good one from a bad one -or, even care-; they eat liberally at fancy hors doeuvres parties while others nibble at miniscule amounts of unsatisfying pate in a Stoical manner; they drink beer and eat potato chips in the shower. Now...this might sound repulsive, but have you ever tried drinking a beer in the shower??? Its amazing.

Good night. Im off to enjoy Anchors new Liberty Ale...heres to enjoying life liberally, GO LIBERTY!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope you look at yourself everyday in the mirror and say..."Man, I am so blessed to have found a woman who loves me." Seriously....she is special, Jason...really special!

Interesting post on adoption.

peace brother
Rebecca

Anonymous said...

Be they content with themselves however, they’re poor [dusts off shoulder, followed by posh laughter].

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid shampoo soap might get in my beer.